Velvet Verbosity's 100 Word Challenge - FAMILY
The nurse asked if there was any family she should contact. She said a familiar face would help. I thought for a second. There were five people I could have suggested. My first wife, but she had left me for the gardener. Or my second, but she had left me for my younger brother. Perhaps my third, but she had left me without saying why. Probably not my fourth – she had left me for my third. And my fifth had left me at the altar. I shook my head and told the nurse there was no-one she needed to call.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Excellent.
ReplyDeleteomg! laughed out loud at this and I am in PUBLIC!!! Thank you for sharing this. Well written taradiddle. :)
ReplyDeleteAs it goes, eh?! Well played!
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ReplyDeleteAnd his life did flash before his eyes. Ha, loved it.
ReplyDeleteHope this wasn't autobiographical. ;)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the women found this funnier than the men.
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